
i imagine him in an und e rground submarine letting out rhythmic beeps as their sonic radar and when some thing gets too close his beeps get faster
That’s not how it works
i dont fucking care
That’s why it’s a joke
making a new nhl national anthem that’s the first verse of the u.s. national anthem and then the second verse of the canadian national anthem because two anthems is too long
“I love hockey!”
What team do you like?!
“The blackhawks!”
(via tkuhnhackl)
These are pretty much the same shitty gif but I mean Tyler looks like a god damn g o d so
(via windinnsurgin)
blues fans and players: we want the cup!
good sportsmanship crawling out the hole it’s been these past couple weeks to boop each and every one of them on the nose: you gotta earn it babey ;)
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